The Anti-B*tch Cream
Anxious, Tired, Depressed, Hate Everyone?
We have a solution for you. Achieve Happiness, Energy, Sleep, Mental Clarity & Well-Being.
Feel incredible in 30 sec a day.
Can't focus? Exhausted? Irritable & impatient? Not able to handle stress? Anxious or depressed? Forgetful? Our all-in-one treatment addresses the root cause of all these issues in just 30 seconds a day.
Anxiety
Progesterone binds to GABA receptors - nature's benzodiazepine! Notice a reduction within 10-14 days.
Depression
Progesterone & Estradiol boost dopamine, serotonin & GABA - improving mood within 10-14 days of starting treatment.
Lack of Focus
Estradiol raises dopamine and stimulates new connections. Notice an improvement within 10 weeks.
Irritability
Women notice a reduction in irritability in 5-10 days.
Insomnia
Both estradiol & Progesterone are needed to sleep. This improves almost immediately on our treatment.
Brain fog
Progesterone, estradiol & testosterone are all important for a woman to think clearly. See a change almost immediately.
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Imagine feeling better than ever.
It’s easy.
You feel terrible when progesterone, estradiol & testosterone are low. All 3 decline with age.
We can get you back to feeling great.
The Science
We are rooted in research.
The Problem
By the age of 30, progesterone can decrease by 8x, estradiol by 10x, and testosterone by 4x! Birth control also completely stops the natural production of hormones. This goes unrecognized for many years.
The Solution
When progesterone, estradiol & testosterone are all optimal, anxiety, depression, irritability, weight gain, insomnia, and other health problems virtually do not happen in women.
Our Results
After 3 months of Inner Balance, all 3 hormones will be much higher than before you started. After 5 months, progesterone is ~20,000 pg/mL, estradiol ~500-1,000 pg/mL and testosterone ~300 pg/mL. We recommend lab testing after 5 months.
How it works
Vaginal delivery allows hormones to be absorbed right into the bloodstream. Once there, they travel all over the body - even to the head to treat depression, anxiety, insomnia, hair loss & more...
what makes OUR PRODUCT, Oestra, SO different?
All-in-one. 30 sec a day. Pea-size amount of cream. Oestra is only available with Inner Balance.
Our Product: Oestra
Oestra is formulated with Ellage, which is an FDA-approved cream base. It makes vaginal delivery of hormones exceptional. No leakage, odor & irritation.
Data-driven
We test at 5/6 months to show optimal levels of all 3 hormones: progesterone, estrogen and testosterone.
Innovative Delivery System
This isn't your grandmother's vaginal cream. Formulated to deliver right into the bloodstream. Then it works all over the body.
Less Side Effects
So safe it is used during fertility treatments and pregnancy. Vaginal delivery avoids liver metabolism, which prevents side effects.
Vaginal Delivery is Superior
Progesterone absorbs best into the body through the vagina! Our Oestra cream avoids the liver and goes right into the bloodstream. You will immediately feel the difference.
Our Services
Transparent & No Hidden Fees
Our value
Specialty hormone clinics charge $200 - $400/mo. And that doesn't even include the treatment & labs.
With us, it is all included.
Other options need to be combined & don't even compare to our value.
Crinone
Vaginal progesterone (100 mg) used in fertility treatment: $450 per month. Doesn't include estrogen or physician fees.
Endometrin
Vaginal progesterone (100 mg) used in fertility treatment: $200 per month. Doesn't include estrogen or physician fees.
Oral Progesterone
With its very low bioavailability you would need 5 pills to get optimal levels: $200 per month. Doesn't include estrogen or physician fees.
Pellets
Estradiol & testosterone rice-size pellets implanted under the skin: $250-$700 per month. Doesn't include oral progesterone.
Vaginal Estrogen
Vaginal estradiol & estriol only treats vaginal dryness: $40 per month. Doesn't include other forms of estrogen & progesterone needed, or physician fees.
Combi Patch
Combi patch (estradiol and synthetic progestin: norethindrone) is $250 per month. Women report way more side effects with progestin than with vaginal progesterone. Doesn't include physician fees.
Supplements Are Just a Bandaid Fix. We Treat The Root Cause.
Vaginal Dryness & Odor
Hyaluronic acid suppositories, probiotics & low dose estrogen creams: $150 combined and treat one thing only. Ours treats dryness, odor and more.
Weight Loss Injections
Bandaid fix for only one thing and has side effects: $200-$1200 per month. Progesterone, estrogen & testosterone treat the root cause of weight gain.
Mental Clarity & Focus
Nootropics, vitamins, natural stimulants & supplements are $200 per month and still don't treat the root cause of brain fog, fatigue and lack of motivation.
Hair Loss
Vitamins, herbs, and pharmaceuticals most often don't work because the root cause is low hormones: $100 per month.
When you Invest in yourself.You Can Expect the best.
A treatment like ours is preventative. It is an insurance plan. Insurance that you won’t have illness later in life. Investment in your wellness now means saving later.
It's official, our clients love us.
Imagine having a clinical team you can text anytime & checks in on you regularly. This is our MO.
“I have gotten more care here than I ever did going to the most exclusive clinics in San Fransisco. Everyone kept telling me everything was fine with my hormones. I’m glad I didn’t believe them.”
Business owner
“I got the right answers finally. Forever, I was told that my estradiol was normal, when it was at 100! No doctor ever talked about progesterone. Instead they kept trying to put me on antidepressants. I am so glad I looked for an alternative.”
research scientist
“I’m completely addicted to my Oestra cream. I can’t wait to put it on at night. I love how energetic, healthy & young I feel. Before I started, I couldn’t even finish my day.”
Preschool teacher
What About Testosterone?
Progesterone converts to testosterone. We let the body do the optimizing, but letting it make the right amount.
- Personalized approach
- Based on individual genetics
- No need to supplement additional testosterone
- No unwanted side effects from exogenous testosterone
Modern, Holistic & Natural Approach
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Clinical Excellence
A clinical team you can text anytime & checks in on you regularly. Speciality clinics charge $200-$400/mo for this service alone.
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Science backed
It is so safe, it is used in fertility treatments & pregnancy maintenance.
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Plant-based Bioidenticals
No fake or synthetic hormones. Our product & approach uses the bodies' natural processes and metabolism.
Ask us anything
Yes, sometimes other supplements and vitamins are needed for breast tenderness, cramping or bloating. We will give you personalized recommendations.
For as long as you want. Once you stop, you will just go back to how you were feeling before starting. The impact to fertility hasn’t been studied, but women are on contraception for many years with no harm to fertility.
Insurance only covers treatments that get you to “normal” blood levels. They don’t cover treatments that are optimizing, preventative, or anti-aging.
Yes, non-oral contraception, such as an IUD can be used alongside our treatment. We do not recommend taking oral birth control at the same time.
Our services include medical experts & personalized, concierge management. Specialty anti-aging & longevity clinics charge $300-$500/mo for this service alone. Manufactured vaginal progesterone can be $250-$400/mo. Vaginal estradiol can be $30-50/mo. We combine them in an all-in-one solution at an affordable monthly price.
The absolute risk of hormones is “rare” or “very rare.” The WHO defines a “rare” risk when it happens in 10 or fewer people per 10,000 per year. A “very rare” risk is when it happens in one or less people per 10,000 people per year.
Micronized progesterone protects against many types of cancer. There is a lower risk for breast cancer for those who take estrogen. There is a rare (8/10,000) risk if medroxyprogesterone acetate (fake progesterone) is used. We don’t use fake or synthetic hormones.
There is rare risk of stroke if hormones are started after the age of 60. This rare risk has only been shown with oral formulations.
The evidence is overwhelming and shows that hormones are heart protective, prevent diabetes and are likely anti-aging.
These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. progesterone and estradiol are FDA approved for low functioning Ovaries. Compounding pharmacies are not FDA approved.